Life isn’t fair to men..
Thought 1 : When we are born, our mothers get the
compliments and the flowers. When we are married, our
brides get the presents and the publicity. When we die,
our widows get the life insurance. What do women want to be
Thought 2 : The average man’s life consists of Twenty
years of having his mother ask him where he is going,
Forty years of having his wife ask the same question;
and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
Thought 3 : A Man was walking down a street when he heard a
voice from behind, ‘If you take one more step, a brick will fall down
on your head and kill you.’
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was
He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road.
Once again the voice shouted, ‘Stop! Stand still!
If you take one more step a car will run over you,
and you will die.’The man did as he was instructed,
just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing
The man asked. ‘Who are you?’ ‘I am your
guardian angel,’ the voice answered.
‘Oh, yeah?’ the man asked. ‘And where the hell were you when I got married?’