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Just another Joke

Some W a c k y Quotes

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it
seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an
hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’S
relativity.
– Albert Einstein

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working
the moment you get up in the morning and does not
stop until you get into the office.
– Robert Frost

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s
there to appreciate it.
– Franklin P. Jones

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain
the success of those we don’t like?
– Jean Cocturan

It matters not whether you win or lose; what
matters is whether I win or lose.
– Darrin Weinberg

Life is pleasant.
Death is peaceful.
It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will
remember you when he is
in trouble again.

Complex problems have simple, easy to understand
wrong answers.

It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it
creative problem solving.

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, didn’t know
where to shop.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to
shoot them.

Forgive your enemies but remember their names.

The number of people watching you is directly
proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Dont worry that the world ends today, its already
tomorrow in Australia!

So, Keep Smiling!!!

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Plan For Future:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ahmed : I want 2 b a pilot.
James : I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Asif : I want 2 help Deepa .
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Exams:
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1,Too Many Questions.
2,Difficult to Understand.
3,More Explanation is Needed.
4,Result is always FAIL!
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Liar:
A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, “Dad, why do u keep telling people u’re dying of AIDS?”
Answer: “So when I’m dead no one will dare touch ur mom
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Three Feelings:

What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant.
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The Equation:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage –
And that 1 Bloody marriage has 777777777777 problems.
So beware of glance

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Written by : M. Hadian

Satu Mitos Tentang Hilangnya Kerajaan Pajajaran. Berakhirnya kerajaan ini seperti  layaknya ditelan bumi dan lebih dikenal sebagai masa Tilem .Benarkah kerajaan ini ditelan bumi????

Baca Selanjutnya……..

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Dimanakah pusat pergerakan lempeng-lempeng dunia? Baca satu artikel yang cukup menarik

Baca Selanjutnya…….

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Ide dan Realita

Apakah ilustrasi ini ada kemiripan dengan kasus kesulitan di negeri ini???

Apakah Ada sesuatu faktor yang hilang>>>>

Baca selanjutnya >>>>

 

 

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Merawat bayi yang benar

Menurut penelitian telah terjadi kesalahan pemeliharaan bayi, terutama bagi para pasangan baru.

Bisa dilihat 25 tip dalam memelihara bayi sebagai berikut:

(lebih…)

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Kepala Botak menurut anda

Written by: Mas Botz

(lebih…)

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